Asyari, the thief, and Wahid, the bookkeeper: a dangerous pair! What can you expect from lovers who seek riches and debauchery? Why, nothing more than the hottest thrills!
Let's take a look at how good they are in the heat of the moment:
I'm going to show you their skills in just a moment, but first, I want their stats to sink in for a moment. The last time we printed a 25 ❤ // 7/7/7/7 Furre was in Caramel:
Iso costs 11 AP and 4 GP. Asyari and Wahid cost only 1 AP and 1 GP more, so it's not entirely unreasonable that they'll have a skill comparable to Iso's Tireless.
As mentioned before, they're a thief and an accountant, so I suppose this next reveal comes as no surprise:
For those who missed the New Mechanics of Brundali Rail Heist, Renegade means that they get +3 to all PEs while swinging alone -- this means their PEs go up to 10/10/10/10, wow!
You think that's cool? Well, Asyari and Wahid have three skills. Renegade is just the first one! We're just getting started with this pair! Here's their second skill:
Ah, now you can see their path to victory. Tantric means that they gain ❤ (stamina) equal to the pleasure they gave! So after giving a Furre 10 pleasure, they'll gain up to 10 ❤ back!
I said they'll gain "up to" 10 ❤ back, because 25 ❤ is their maximum ❤. They can't go higher than 25 ❤. But that's nothing to worry about. 25 ❤ is a lot of ❤, and Tantric will just mean your opponent will have to give a whole lot more pleasure to bring them to orgasm.
In fact, if your opponent can't reliably give them more than 10 pleasure each turn, you've probably won the game right there. They're going to be around for a lot of thrusting and hip-bumping! The important thing to know is that Asyari and Wahid scoff at anything less than 11 pleasure.
So they're going to be a wild pair in bed!
What's that? A third skill? Do we really need a third skill on top of all of that? What more could you possibly want?
Asyari and Wahid want everything.
Eliminate all Treats and discard all hands.
This is the point where you know they've taken everything. Every Treat in the scene? They're gone. All those cards your opponents have been saving in their hands? ALL GONE.
You just have to swing once. They're in, they're out, and they've stolen everything.
I'm so excited for this set! Brundali Rail Heist is going to be so amazing and fun, and we've only just started!
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|Zeneth_Starr on May 14th, 2015 @ 09:21 AM|
Yikes. This cards abilities far outweigh that cost, I think. This is a titan. Can't wait to see more.
yuko on May 12th, 2015 @ 12:27 PM
Love this card! I think its a real benefit to decks
blizleopard on May 10th, 2015 @ 06:57 PM
Actually, I like that limiting benefit on them. That makes them a law of diminishing returns for going right after your Rival versus their harem
on May 10th, 2015 @ 04:19 PMMy bondage deck just shat a leather clad brick. :Pcuddles
on May 10th, 2015 @ 07:45 AMNow if I can just get Charming Siege and Slick and Slide in my hand.Draconis
on May 10th, 2015 @ 12:07 AMA dangerous pair is right....*Shudders*.
Hide the goods folks, because when these two come to visit it's not just your clock they're interested in cleaning!sirdan87
on May 9th, 2015 @ 09:36 PMGREAT Boogely Mooglie! That's certainly a pair aiming to the top.
A must need in Collectors and Deck Builders.... MINE!Lemonbread
on May 9th, 2015 @ 08:53 PMGood lord. That hand and game destruction all from one card....RainbowKitten
on May 9th, 2015 @ 05:57 PMWould be a shame is someone were to.... DENY it! XDezekiel_tyr
on May 9th, 2015 @ 05:38 PMo..m...g... that opness right there, though the cost evens it out if you can get that thing out early game thats just like, ggRainbowKitten
on May 9th, 2015 @ 05:36 PMDamn.... I can't wait to see all the new cards with this set! Magetorment
on May 9th, 2015 @ 02:31 PM@Nezumil12
Throw in Room with a View to make pitching your hand a better idea.Daralyn
on May 9th, 2015 @ 02:26 PMat Nezumil12:
well one way or another it will cost HIM much to get rid of his card eiter way...but eah it can be two-edged weaponGamerwolf85
on May 9th, 2015 @ 01:20 PMWow....just wow. With cards like this I cant wait for the rest of the set. Looking forward to more cards like this.Nezumi12
on May 9th, 2015 @ 01:05 PM"all hands" that means mine too.
but only if it's my turn. if an opponent uses an action/ability to remove them on their turn, i can kiss these powerhouses bon voyage.
but that being said, worth the cost.Daralyn
on May 9th, 2015 @ 01:02 PMFUCK... I've almost choked myself...
...be lucky enough to have and sacrifice your whole side
...or sacrifice everything if you have a nice little card for such occation
on May 9th, 2015 @ 11:47 AMJeebus, cost makes sense now.