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Those adorable dragons from last time? They know how to please.
You'll need to bring the power of a Conductor into Linzin's Lair, because only those with the special touch can make Linzin cum. Some Furres are Conductors, which enter the scene with energy counters pent up inside them. In addition to paying the normal cost of Linzin's Favor (located in the upper-right corner -- 4 AP and 2 Herm GP), you'll also need to make one of your Conductors conduct by removing an energy counter from it.
Once you do, you'll give a massive 20 pleasure to a single Furre! That's enough to make every Furre in Fortune at Vell's End instantly orgasm! (Except Jory and Sev. Jory has 25 ❤ and Sev has 30 ❤ .)
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|Kaia_Cougar on Nov 13th, 2014 @ 03:39 PM|
Well, it does require the fur to put out, and it requires that you not only have a conductor with power points, but one who is not swinging.
And while it's twice as powerful as open wide, it also costs 4/2 instead of 3/1. More bang for your buck, sure, but it also has the aforementioned extra conduct cost.
Zeneth_Starr on Nov 13th, 2014 @ 09:34 AM
I wouldn't EXACTLY say it's a "full" attack since it only affects 1 putting out fur...so if your opponent is putting out with 2 or more...it's only going to hit one of them...but still, it'll most likely put that one fur on the couch.
It could definitely be argued it's a bit OP.
kwratster on Nov 12th, 2014 @ 08:24 PM
the card also seems to be op doing a full attack by it's self
kwratster on Nov 12th, 2014 @ 08:22 PM
looks like he missed her maw
hisgardi on Nov 11th, 2014 @ 02:21 PM
I always like it when the artwork of cards/comics etc. goes out of of panel, makes it look extra vibrant.
rainydaydance on Nov 11th, 2014 @ 02:19 PM
So is the yellow dragon suppose to be Linzin, and the red one a dragon token?
King on Nov 11th, 2014 @ 11:55 AM
The only thing that I don't like about the fake and jinn card is the boobs in the artwork, they look really wierd, and not adventure time kind of wierd...and that Fake and Jinn don't have individual cards.
LadySikerra on Nov 10th, 2014 @ 09:10 PM
@Slimeria: My thoughts exactly.
Nezumi12 on Nov 10th, 2014 @ 11:40 AM
and boom goes the dynamite
Slimeria on Nov 10th, 2014 @ 12:52 AM
Stuff like the cum escaping to the top of the card amuses me way more than it should.
Ndarren87 on Nov 9th, 2014 @ 10:58 PM
I'll definitely be getting some use outa this card, that's for for sure!
ezekiel_tyr on Nov 9th, 2014 @ 10:35 PM
damn thats like a kiss for most furrs that are out ... must have
blizleopard on Nov 9th, 2014 @ 08:26 PM
I don't normally go for action cards during play, but dang... that is one powerful bit there. Almost enough to use for knocking down something like Cousin Grit or Kuushik's evolved form.