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(Dec 23rd, 2012)
Modeling is Marvelous, Part 1
      by Lily Tyla

Marlii, it's been a while since I've written to you!

So, dorm life isn't too bad this semester. I actually don't miss partying that much... only a tiny bit (maybe a lot). My roommate likes to go to bed early since he's got morning classes. Hopefully he'll learn that those things are terrible!

I'm gonna have to work hard on homework. I already find myself procrastinating. It's my last semester of college, after all! I can do it!

Even without the parties, I'm still making new friends, including ones who like to keep their clothes on around me. It's good to have variety.

Oh. My. Gosh. I also have a new business opportunity! Marlii, remember that Grizzwald guy I was talking to you about? He gave me his business card after I blew him one day, and I really thought it was a joke. Like, he gives them out to everyone to make it look like he's some important guy and that sticking his cock in your throat is just the best thing in the world.

He's an important guy, at least. The rest is subjective. ;)

Anyway, the point is that I looked up his company (Packin' Industries) and it turns out that it's this sex toy and porn modeling agency. I'm not really up for the porn part, but take a look at this:

They paid me to wear this huge horse dick strap-on! I love it!

What's even better is that I got to keep the toy, too. It weighs a ton! I'll keep it by my bedside and swing it at anyone who tries to break into my room, lol.

No lie, I know a few boys who'd love for me to use it on them.

Anyway, I'll give you Grizzwald's number. Maybe you can get in on this stuff too!


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prolert on Dec 31st, 2012 @ 01:25 PM
i would feel sorry for whoever got a slap for that

Jubi-Fox on Dec 26th, 2012 @ 08:29 AM
Awesome. I wonder if they make real strap-ons like that one? lol X3

JOBNED1 on Dec 25th, 2012 @ 08:21 PM
A very lovely Bunny. I finally got all my cards a few days ago but have been so busy I didn't get to come back and say, "Thank You All!".

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