Last week, Lily wrote about ogling the Mt. Mesa ski instructor. Today, you get to see his card!
Instructor Ryan is very happy in his manly maleness, so much so that he gives you 1 extra Male GP on your turn!
Normally, this ability is reserved for Home Havens:
...but Instructor Ryan doesn't care! Ryan gives you the powers of a Furre and a Haven on a single card! And for a good cost -- Moorlands costs 4 AP, but Ryan costs 3 AP and 1 Male GP! (The cost of a card is in the upper-right corner.)
Of course, Lily called dibs on getting with him, and Daisy's very eager to help out!
But how does Ryan react to the proposal? Especially when two naked ladies run into the woods, all while teasing him?
At the cost of an incredible 5 Female GP, you can send an entire cavalry of men on a long hunt -- the Hedgemaze causes all of your opponent's swinging Furres to be shuffled back into his deck! They'll eventually be back, but not for a looooong time.
And in the meantime, you can employ your ladies to launch a full-offense of pleasure on your defenseless opponent!
Instructor Ryan and Suddenly, a Hedgemaze can be found in Caramel booster packs!
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|Zeneth_Starr on Dec 4th, 2014 @ 02:35 PM|
*Laughs* "Suddenly, A hedgemaze!"
Okay...that's going to be something I quote often in the near future.
Nezumi12 on Dec 2nd, 2014 @ 03:46 PM
@Taz: I was referring to the minotaurs from D&D. As to the original minotaur of Greek Myth, the Labyrinth of Minos was built to hide the Minotaur from the world as it was the product of an indiscretion between Zeus and a mortal woman. IIRC, said woman was either the wife or daughter of the Minoan king. Because the beast somehow managed to survive, the Labyrinth became a prison for those sentenced to death and those prisoners became the Minotaur's food. It was a hero (Perseus, Heracles, etc.) who killed the Minotaur after being "tossed in jail".
dranson13 on Nov 30th, 2014 @ 05:32 PM
cards like these make swinging scarry
Lafitte on Nov 30th, 2014 @ 05:13 PM
Nice to see the Hedgemaze, back! One of the original game changing cards, which after Vell's End seem to be making a comeback. I much prefer working up to a big play, so I'm very excited to see what else might happen.
And the instructor... that's the second male (I think this is only the second?) to give you male GP. Male decks could get very different in the near future... more pumping mechanic focus?
Taz on Nov 30th, 2014 @ 12:45 PM
@Nezumi: As I recall, a maze was what was used to effectively defeat the original Minotaur. That he was later killed by someone who found himself in the same maze was essentially a technicality.
Nezumi12 on Nov 30th, 2014 @ 11:20 AM
thanks, BlueJay, now i have the Village People stuck i my head...
you need a minotaur to counter the Hedgemaze: Minotaurs are immune to Maze spells and have impeccable senses of direction.
BlueJay on Nov 30th, 2014 @ 06:22 AM
He's a macho, macho furre. He wants you to be...a macho furre!
Cheetahfurry on Nov 30th, 2014 @ 05:04 AM
Whoa, hedgemaze is just nasty. It costs a lot but seriously is strong.
Fidelis on Nov 30th, 2014 @ 04:49 AM
Hedgemaze has such an awesome ability!
ezekiel_tyr on Nov 29th, 2014 @ 10:47 PM
all i gota say to that hedgemaze is DAMN
polkakitty on Nov 29th, 2014 @ 10:00 PM
So, the 5-GP cards return, after being mysteriously absent from Strawberry. I wonder if we'll see any new ones in the other genders, especially since it seems unlikely that Cold Hard Metal would be part of this set's storyline, and Patriarch really was never part of a storyline.
Also, that's an amazing piece of art for Suddenly, a Hedgemaze. It's just beautifully expressive.
rainydaydance on Nov 29th, 2014 @ 08:58 PM
Lord I love the last one~ naked hide and go fuck~
blizleopard on Nov 29th, 2014 @ 08:39 PM
Okay, Instructor Ryan and Suddenly, a Hedgemaze are pretty awesome. I don't normally use female cards, but I would want this!