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(Nov 9th, 2014)
Hot times in Linzin's Lair! New card preview!
      by Seppel

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Those adorable dragons from last time? They know how to please.


You'll need to bring the power of a Conductor into Linzin's Lair, because only those with the special touch can make Linzin cum. Some Furres are Conductors, which enter the scene with energy counters pent up inside them. In addition to paying the normal cost of Linzin's Favor (located in the upper-right corner -- 4 AP and 2 Herm GP), you'll also need to make one of your Conductors conduct by removing an energy counter from it.

Once you do, you'll give a massive 20 pleasure to a single Furre! That's enough to make every Furre in Fortune at Vell's End instantly orgasm! (Except Jory and Sev. Jory has 25 and Sev has 30 .)


Command your opponents with Grand Conductors! Fortune at Vell's End is available! Order your cards now!

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Kaia_Cougar on Nov 13th, 2014 @ 03:39 PM
Well, it does require the fur to put out, and it requires that you not only have a conductor with power points, but one who is not swinging.

And while it's twice as powerful as open wide, it also costs 4/2 instead of 3/1. More bang for your buck, sure, but it also has the aforementioned extra conduct cost.

Zeneth_Starr on Nov 13th, 2014 @ 09:34 AM
I wouldn't EXACTLY say it's a "full" attack since it only affects 1 putting out if your opponent is putting out with 2 or's only going to hit one of them...but still, it'll most likely put that one fur on the couch.

It could definitely be argued it's a bit OP.

kwratster on Nov 12th, 2014 @ 08:24 PM
the card also seems to be op doing a full attack by it's self

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