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(Jun 20th, 2014)
A kelpie stud rises from Vanai Valley! New card preview!
      by Seppel

A mystical kelpie rises from Vanai Valley swamp, and he's thirsting for adventure!


Swampstud is an Adventurer. As a reminder, an Adventurer starts at Level 0. When he leave bed, he gets an XP counter and levels up! For Levels 0 and 1, you use the leftmost column of stats: 5 stamina, and 2/1/2/3 for PEs. (PEs are Pleasuring Experience; they show how much pleasure he can give to each gender in the game. They're sort of like attack power, except they feel good!)

After the second time he leaves bed, he'll have 2 XP counters, which means he's Level 2. He'll get a 5 stamina bonus (when max stamina increases, so does stamina), and his PEs will go up to 3/2/3/4!

Then, finally, the third time he leaves bed, he's maxed out his level -- at level 3, his PEs go up to 5/3/3/5 and his bonus skill is activated! When you swing at an opponent with only Swampstud, no Furres can put out! Your opponent's Furres will gladly step aside to allow this benevolent kelpie to make your opponent feel good and full of horsecock!

In other words, your opponent will be taking 5 pleasure each turn when you get Swampstud to level 3!


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yuko on Jun 23rd, 2014 @ 01:21 PM
sweet, and love the art, effect in bed is even better

Nezumi12 on Jun 22nd, 2014 @ 11:24 PM
@Lafitte: I've played L5R, I know exactly what you mean. Young Jedi had similar mechanics, too.

ezekiel_tyr on Jun 21st, 2014 @ 04:37 PM
so basicaly thats a free hit to the other player? awesome :D

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