Let's learn all about the new skill, Adventurer!
Fake and Jinn are Adventurers! Adventurers have three columns for stats instead of one, but you only need to pay attention to one at a time.
An Adventurer starts at Level 0. When the Adventurer leaves bed without orgasming, place an XP counter on the Furre. This shows that the Furre has leveled up! That's right -- we turned sex into an RPG.
When Fake and Jinn enter the scene, you can ignore everything on their card except the leftmost column of stats. They start with 15 stamina (15 ❤), and their PEs are 4 to Males, 3 to Females, 3 to Herms, and 4 to Otherkind. (PE means Pleasuring Experience -- this is how much pleasure a Furre gives to a particular gender in bed!)
Once Fake and Jinn reach level 2, they get their first upgrade to their stats: 20 max stamina, and 5/6/5/5 for PEs! This doesn't mean that they go all the way back up to 20 stamina -- it just means they get a 5 stamina bonus (since their Max stamina stat increased by 5)
After surviving bed three times without orgasming, Fake and Jinn have become masters of the bedroom! They don't get a stamina increase, but their PEs are all boosted to 7, and they get a plethora of skills: Tireless (they don't exhaust to swing), Lure 3 (when they swing, up to 3 Furres must put out if possible), and Tantric (when pleasuring Furres, they gain stamina equal to the pleasure they gave -- it's like draining stamina from the opposing Furre!).
You might have noticed that Fake and Jinn are multi-gendered -- Female and Herm! Multi-gender Furres give pleasure the same way as normal Furres, but they receive pleasure differently. Remember how a player takes pleasure equal to the highest of the four PEs? Well, Fake and Jinn take pleasure from the highest of the opposing Furre's Female and Herm PEs!
This puts multi-gender Furres at a bit of a disadvantage, but that means that we can give them more powerful abilities!
I sure hope there isn't any card out there that makes Adventurers level up faster...
What time is it?
With Adventure Time, you could go swinging for a double level up! Spooky!
I hope you're excited about Adventurers! Here are some final rules, for those rare times when things get wacky:
* If an Adventurer somehow loses its Adventurer skill, it retains its current stats. It just can't gain any more levels. (XP counters determine a Furre's level.)
* If an Adventurer loses XP couters, it loses levels. This could cause stamina to drop if it's higher than the Furre's maximum stamina (For example, a Furre with 20 ❤ and 15 max ❤ would instantly go down to 15 ❤.)
* If a non-Adventurer Furre somehow gets XP counters, it has no effect. (Technically, every Furre has a "level" that goes from 0 to 3. Adventurers are the only ones who care about levels, though!)
* XP counters cap at 3. (Ignore placing any XP counters beyond the 3rd.)
It's almost adventure time! Fortune at Vell's End preorders begin June 1st!
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|Nezumi12 on May 27th, 2014 @ 02:05 AM|
glad to see i'm not the only person to make bad puns.
Tegome on May 26th, 2014 @ 11:18 PM
@Draj Yeah, level 1 and level 0 are the same, sort of. Your Adventurer's level is the amount of XP counters they have, and they enter the scene with zero counters. They'll still use the Level 1 stats until they enter and leave bed without orgasming twice to get two XP counters/level two. It just looked odd to say they start at level zero. :P
ezekiel_tyr on May 26th, 2014 @ 11:12 PM
that is just terrible just terrible, its adventure time alright
on May 26th, 2014 @ 11:10 PM"It's a Fargate. We're not getting sued!"sirdan87
on May 26th, 2014 @ 10:22 PMAwesome to see more from the set. Keep it up you guys!Zeneth_Starr
on May 26th, 2014 @ 10:03 PMI didn't get the reference in their names until I read the second card... (And then everyone's comments). But I don't watch the show.
I had a feeling we'd have cards that build levels faster.
Now I'm waiting to see the cards that sap levels.Lafitte
on May 26th, 2014 @ 08:44 PMDraj: Yesterday's update said that level 0 and 1 are both the same.Kaia_Cougar
on May 26th, 2014 @ 08:35 PM*facepalm*
Now you guys are just getting silly.Draj
on May 26th, 2014 @ 08:22 PMAdventurers start at level 0, but the example adventurer only has stats for levels 1,2,and 3?Mess
on May 26th, 2014 @ 07:52 PM... I dont know what to say .... Yes I do. Really ?Magetorment
on May 26th, 2014 @ 07:27 PM@BlueJay: Yeah, just wait until you see Linzin. :3Taz
on May 26th, 2014 @ 07:18 PM@BlueJay: Agreed. :)
Adventure Time was a dev name I didn't expect to make to print, but before I knew it, we suddenly had Fake and Jinn as well . . .
Yet I do not regret one bit how things turned out. BlueJay
on May 26th, 2014 @ 05:51 PMSweet! Now we need to see Linzin and her sexy self.Sigil
on May 26th, 2014 @ 05:16 PMNo no, Fake is the dog! ;)Marchandique
on May 26th, 2014 @ 05:11 PMI can't believe I was right in me joking about 'Jake the Dog'...