I can't believe I forgot to tell you the rest of what happened to me!
So the other night, I was doing a little Hazing Ritual where I had to steal something valuable out of the old abandoned mansion down the road, while naked! I don't know why, but I kept imagining myself stealing a candelabra. Is that what everyone else thinks about when they think about taking something of value?
Anyway, I had fallen through a trap door and into the basement. It was dark and I was dizzy. I felt a strong pair of hands grab me and toss me onto a hard surface, on my back. Then I felt cold hard metal wrap around my wrists, then my ankles. I was pretty frightened with the lights off, but when the lights came on...
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...what had I gotten myself into?!
"I've done it, I've done it!" I heard a hysteric, feminine voice cry out.
I was so tempted to call out, "Done what?" but I refrained, instead looking around at my surroundings: Mechanical parts, mysterious concoctions, and undignified body parts! It was right out of some old science fiction story. There was even a Tesla coil! Who leaves one of those hanging out these days?
In my distraction with the decor, I didn't even pay attention to the black and white shape approaching me out of the corner of my eye. When I finally turned to see who it was, I was shocked. A black wolf was before me in a white lab coat and electrical gloves. And when shi began laughing like a madwoman, the stereotype was complete. I was in the lair of a mad scientist.
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"Love can be different, boy," shi told me.
I shook my head nervously, trying not to upset her as I said, "I'm sorry, I don't quite understand you."
Shi tilted hir head and began walking around the room, saying something to the tune of, "Oh, you'll understand soon enough. The unwitting masses put so much stock into the pleasures of the flesh. They are so simple, craving each others' bodies when the mind can do so much more."
I nodded, trying to keep a smile on my face, "Intelligence is a turn-on for me."
Shi leaned over my head, and I could barely see her face between hir large breasts. "That explains why your cock is throbbing in my presence."
I blushed up terribly and looked down, and sure enough my cock was hard as a rock. I blamed it on the cold surface against my balls. I'm gay, and while I have done a bit of exploring with women in the past, those breasts were doing nothing for me now.
Did you know that before I started college this year, I hadn't ever had sex with another guy? I would have failed any gay exam.
Now it's late and I'm rambling, so I'll tell you what happened after that in the morning. Goodnight!